The Herald's Ombudsman has penned a new column for the Herald. Except he didn't pen it in his capacity as ombudsman. Instead, he's written a column about Turkey. Not the Turkey we'll all be enjoying for Thanksgiving in a few weeks, but Turkey the country. I guess the Herald, in its cheap way, has decided that there isn't enough material for Schumacher-Matos to write about regarding the Heralds and reader concerns and therefore are asking him to multi-task. Honestly, if an ombudsman falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Ombuds Light. 2/3 less ombudsy than a regular ombudsman.